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bill clinton appreciation blog


my neighbor’s husky always wakes me up when it howls at night but i still love it i try to stare him down sometimes but he’s too strong

i wanna live somewhere nice and the streets are clean goddamn 3rd world plumping there’s flood everywhere

luckypeach:

Editor’s note: This employee knows nothing about cooking. Please humor him. 
If you’re anything like me, you sometimes get hungry. My solution for this is usually giving money to stores or restaurants that already have food that they are willing to trade, but last night I decided to switch it up by preparing a meal for myself! I started with one of the only dishes I can make: rice. On a hunch, I decided to put it into a hot dog bun. And now with this exclusive recipe, you can too!
WHAT YOU’LL NEED:
-rice 
-a hot dog bun (you can warm it up somehow or not)
Step 1. Cook your rice (google it)
Step 2. Figure out some way to put the cooked rice (see step 1) into the hot dog bun. (I personally used my hands.)
Step 3. Enjoy! :)

Editor’s note again: Do not eat this if you enjoy good food.

luckypeach:

Editor’s note: This employee knows nothing about cooking. Please humor him. 

If you’re anything like me, you sometimes get hungry. My solution for this is usually giving money to stores or restaurants that already have food that they are willing to trade, but last night I decided to switch it up by preparing a meal for myself! I started with one of the only dishes I can make: rice. On a hunch, I decided to put it into a hot dog bun. And now with this exclusive recipe, you can too!

WHAT YOU’LL NEED:

-rice 

-a hot dog bun (you can warm it up somehow or not)

Step 1. Cook your rice (google it)

Step 2. Figure out some way to put the cooked rice (see step 1) into the hot dog bun. (I personally used my hands.)

Step 3. Enjoy! :)

Editor’s note again: Do not eat this if you enjoy good food.

Death twitches my ear;
‘Live,’ he says…
‘I’m coming.’
Virgil  (via mirroir)

(Source: ifallontragedy)

whoever is making me go to school at 8 am in this weather when my class starts at 11, god help your poor soul

i only love science and my mom

i just agreed to go watch a movie with some friends i haven’t seen in a long time and i’m regretting it 5 seconds later

I knew he didn’t love me, but I adored him anyway.
—Patti Smith (via jamstains)

(Source: larmoyante)

(Source: oldpplsmels)

i should walk to burger king and get myself a thousand burgers but it’s raining and i was supposed to be in school a few hours ago